georgiainthecity

sooo … i work a boring office job. i sort mail, answer e-mail and phones. sometimes i get to do something exciting.  because my job duties are fairly minute and mindless, the only things that stop me from losing my mind are AIM, e-mail, facebook, my ipod, and my coworker, who from here on out will be named humpty dumpty.  humpty dumpty is not an intern like me. he is a temp. and humpty dumpty has the most interesting eating habits. said habits keep me entertained.

for example, humptydumpty eats an incredibly large lunch every day. the first day i met him, humptydumpty was doublefisting $5 footlongs from subway. he ate them both slowly and methodically, taking a bite out of first one, then the other, licking his fingers as condiments ran down them. i nearly killed myself trying to swallow my laughter and awe as this happened in the cubicle next to me.

his lunch choices never cease to amaze - once he hate an ENTIRE assortment (a dozen!) of krispy kreme donuts and swallowed ‘em down with three mountain dews.  another day he ate two entire jumbo slices.

oops … boss is coming … more on humptydumpty later.

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